Well, since I am going to sleep and you guys are no doubt horrified that
you’ll be all alone for a while, I decided to give you some more stuff on the
web to look at:
ClearType Step 1 Turn on Windows XP ClearType if you are running WindowsXP,
go check this out! It turns out that ClearType is pretty good on
CRT’s if you tune it right, and these pages at MS will help you do that. It’s
easy, it’s fast and you can always decide you don’t like it.
– this is a corporate website for a company that as far as I can tell doesn’t
exist. The esign totally kicks ass though so it is well worth looking at.
- Portfolio-D.Lee Associates
– this guy does some amazing artwork. Really, go check it out.
Haunting, beautiful and strange.
- The Best Page
In the Universe– I got this link from a good friend of mine a while back
and there is just a lot of good, clean, mean spirited fun here. I might not
agree with all of it, but it sure is funny as hell… think of it as an evil
inner dialogue given a website. Not convinced?
"If you work in an office with lots of people, chances are that you work
with a person who hangs pictures up that their kids have drawn. The pictures
are always of some stupid flower or a tree with wheels. These pictures suck; I
could draw pictures much better. In fact, I can spell, do math and run faster
than your kids." -
"Every time I see another one of these lardass women parading around in
some skimpy outfit, it makes me impotent for weeks. I don’t get it. Is it part
of that whole "acceptance" thing? That stupid mentality that we’re all
beautiful and that having a gut is cute? Trust me, your gut (and it is a gut,
not a "tummy") is not as sexy as you think. It’s nauseating. If you don’t have
the body for it, then why wear a tiny midriff t-shirt that accentuates your
bulbous lard sack?" –
"Every time I hear anyone talking about a David Lynch movie, they always
say "it was a pretty good movie, but I didn’t understand it." Repeat that last
sentence out loud to let it sink in. They liked the movie, but they didn’t
understand any of it. So essentially what they’re saying is that they just
like to see the moving pictures." –
"I just have one question about whales: who cares? All I ever hear are
people pissing and moaning about saving the whales. Why save the whales? Screw
them, what have they done for me? How would you like to go to the beach one
day and read a sign that says "Sorry, all out of water." Not likely? Think
again. Here’s a little fact about whales that not many people know: Whales are
drinking all our water and eating our sailors." -
Anyway, that’s it for tonight… enjoy!